Runner-up joke name: Al. As in: "you can call me, Al." Yeah.

The Problem

Siri, OK Google, Alexa: all smart assistants that can get you where you need to be. But where's the assistant to get you out of the places you need to be?

The Solution

Whenever you're stuck somewhere you don't want to be, schedule a call with your new smart assistant, Bailey. Take her call and your leave.

Bailey, call me at

in seconds.

Schedule Call

Your call has been scheduled.